Leftovers Are For Quitters Beverage Napkins

a cheeky thanksgiving beverage called "leftovers quitters"—a tongue in cheek addition to holiday drinks that leans into the chaos of post-feast life.

the name does the heavy lifting here. lefto­vers quitters sounds like the cocktail equivalent of trading your third helping of pie for a nap. it’s odd, memorable, and exactly the kind of thing that sparks a laugh or a raised eyebrow at the table. a little bit silly, a little bit theatrical, and totally in tune with thanksgiving-level nonsense.