Funny Fortune Cookies, Fortunes Against Humanity

Miss fortunes fortune cookies — a bag of 12 individually wrapped cookies that hide rude, darkly funny fortunes for parties and prank moments.

These look like ordinary fortune cookies until you crack one open. Inside are short, rude fortunes — the brand even calls them Fortunes Against Humanity. You get a bag of 12, and each cookie is individually wrapped so they're easy to hand out at a party or slip into a snack bowl. They're small, silly, and a little mean. Use them at a white elephant, a bachelorette, or any night where people want to trade real compliments for salty jokes. Not for the easily offended — the humor leans dark and snarky. If you want something weird and memorable that starts conversations (or arguments), these do the job. No assembly, no setup — just open, crack, read, and cringe-laugh.