Pet Rock - The Original by Gary Dahl

A literal pet rock. no feeding, no walks, all nonsense. the original novelty by gary dahl.

This is exactly what it says: a rock you can call a pet. it’s the original gary dahl gag that makes people laugh because it’s so dumb. put it on your desk, hand it to a friend at a party, or tuck it in a stocking for someone who likes weird little jokes. zero upkeep, zero drama, lots of silly vibes.