A 3D-printed mini Chicken Zen Garden — a 5" x 8" sand box with articulated hens, eggs, coop, feeder, nest and tiny rakes for a cute, fidgety desk stress-reliever.
A profanity-forward fidget spinner — a gag desk toy that literally spells out how you feel. Small, silly, and made to provoke laughs (and maybe HR eye-rolls).